Today's venture begins in the pigpen, where liberals wallow in lies, innuendos and depravity unfitting of even the lowliest swine.
We've all by now heard about Barack Obama's " lipstick" jab of Gov. Sarah Palin. "You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig." That was the line that got his supporters howling with laughter. They understood that it was a slight at the woman who has stolen his thunder.
No longer are women fainting at Obama's feet as he yammers about change. Instead they are buying up Palin-style Kazuo Kawasaki glasses and getting their hair cut like the Alaska governor.
One TV station in Chicago asked women to comment on Obama's "lipstick" comments, and here are a couple of responses:
"It's definitely inappropriate – we also seem to be ignoring the second comment that he made. The comment regarding a fish that stinks and wrapping it in paper – I'm sorry but any 'lady' would find that comment truly offensive. How would Barack like someone saying that comment when referring to anything to do with his wife? Give me a break. ... I don't know of any woman that would. As a lady I find this disgusting." – Kim Piskorowski, Des Plaines
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"Obama said he was using the 'same phrase McCain had used.' … McCain was talking about a program (medical care), not a person. Obama was definitely talking about Gov. Sarah Palin. It was not appropriate and he owes her an apology." – Glenda Cain, St. Charles
Some women, of course, support Obama because he has a baritone voice and a D behind his name. And some of those women are self-described feminists who have been unmasked as radical leftists – not supporters of women – by their churning hatred of Palin.
Ever since Sen. John McCain's announcement that he chose Gov. Palin as his running mate, cynical leftists and Democrat agitators have hounded her with lies about her family, her politics, her religion, and belittled her hair and skirts. They have slandered her because she has a family AND works.
"South Carolina Democratic Chairwoman Carol Fowler sharply attacked Sarah Palin today, saying John McCain had chosen a mate 'whose primary qualification seems to be that she hasn't had an abortion,'" according to Politico.
Nice, eh?
Then we have Gloria Steinem, the alleged feminist who has made her fame and money on other women's backs. She said that Hillary Clinton supporters would not vote for Palin.
"To vote in protest for McCain/Palin would be like saying, 'Somebody stole my shoes, so I'll amputate my legs,'" Steinem wrote in the L.A. Times.
Well, that's supportive, isn't it? Comparing a vote for Palin to amputating one's legs is a real feminist position.
Even Hollywood has weighed in, with its predictable hate for anything that is truly American. Asked about his opinion of Republican vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin on an interview with EXTRA Tabloid TV, actor Brad Garrett of "Everybody Loves Raymond" responded without hesitation: "White trash in the White House."
Well, you gotta hand it to Garrett. He's saying out loud what the rest of the Hollywood liberal Democrat elite are saying behind closed doors.
These are just a few of the foul thoughts from the left. Let them keep talking, because they're goring their own pigs. The country now knows that the lies they've told us about equal treatment for all women and all people was just a way to get them headlines and make them money.
I'm no bra-burning hippy chick who faints at the sight of a former community organizer, but my estrogen is on fire with this hateful treatment of a woman. Attacking her because of her policies is one thing. But going after her because you don't like her hair, or the fact that she has five children, her youngest with Down syndrome, is sexist in the basest sense of the word.
Real women, the soccer and hockey moms, working women who run to the store after work and those whose work is at home, see something else in Palin. They see real hope, not that mystical snake oil Obama is pushing from atop his Barackopolis.
Palin stands for family and she shows it. She stands for those with disabilities instead of standing with those who encourage abortion of those with disabilities. She stands for fewer taxes on working families, and freedom from foreign oil. She stands for all of the Constitution – including the Second Amendment.
The vicious and slanderous attacks will continue. Gov. Palin knows it and so does her family. As somebody who has faced the hateful left, I know how brutal the onslaught can be on a day-to-day basis.
The attacks have changed the face of this presidential election and laid bare the true intents of Gloria Steinem, Obama and the rest of the two-faced liberals who've marched all over this country for far too long.
Obama, the self-described "feminists" and the sinking Democrats are going to have to find another act. The lipstick's off the pigs, and it ain't pretty.